General Jokes

Two boys, Habib & Akpos are making letter bombs.Habib: I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.Akpos: Well, then open it and look.Habib:...

Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.Akpos: Hi!Girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance?Girl: Yes (excited)...

The following conversation occurred between Akpos and his teacher:Teacher: Apkos how was your night?Akpos: I dont know 'cos I was sleeping.

One day Akpos was walking in the street? He met Edet who asked him what had happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages.He said "I was ironing my clothes when the...

A man was walking in a bush, suddenly, he saw a lion in front of him. He knelt down for prayers, so that GOD would deliver him. When he opened his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling...

Two men where standing in front of an atm machine with infront of the other. Akpos: [types in his atm code and withdraws his money...

Akpos: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Akpos: if only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

After a ghastly motor accident, the police try to get in touch with the relatives of the victims...Police: Sir we think your wife just had an accident, we need you to come to the...

Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?"Akpos: I'm writing to my six year old son, he can't read very fast.