General Jokes
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A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them.The chicken took offence and said, "Look at how...
Akpos brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced at 7.30 pm after work.His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.WIFE: The dishes are not...
I just saved a life today!I asked a beggar on the roadside how he will feel if I give him N10,000He replied, "I will die of happiness!"So I kept my money.
Akpos buys some items in a supermarket...SHOP ATTENDANT: Sir, but you are using a discounted ticket.AKPOS: Yes, any problem?SHOP ATTENDANT: (surprised) But it is a children...
One day, my Dad received an unusually large paycheque from where he works. He decided not to say anything about it.The following month, his cheque was for less than the normal...
A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, "Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive."The husband just smiled and said, "I won't be...
A senior friend asked me to wait for him in an eatery in Lagos. So I ordered a meal of about N1,500 (an amount a gentleman can afford). While eating and waiting, I noticed a man...
Employers will be holding your CV, birth certificate, health report, criminal history and still say, "Tell me about yourself."ME: I'm a Stripper sir.