General Jokes

KWAME: Akpos why are you writing this letter so slow?AKPOS: Because the person going to read it cannot read fast.

Akpos was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money, then...

The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They get committed a couple of days before exams and after exams, they break up!

The United States President came for an official visit to Nigeria. He asked the Nigerian President why everywhere is in darkness and the Nigerian President, who felt embarrassed,...

AKPOS: Hi Kwame, I need your Help!KWAME: How can I help you?AKPOS: Please, I want to test if the BRAKE of my Car is still working.KWAME: How can I be of help here?AKPOS: Please,...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird...

In the movie, Ramsey Nouah is the stepson of Patience Ozokwo (Mama G), Patience Ozokwo acted as a wicked woman. Patience Ozokwo's plan is to poison Ramsey Noah. After putting the...

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening...

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the...

I was sitting in my car on a very long queue from the Mobil petrol station in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop (a stretch of almost 3 miles!)It was one...