General Jokes
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening...
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the...
I was sitting in my car on a very long queue from the Mobil petrol station in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop (a stretch of almost 3 miles!)It was one...
A man went to church one day and came back with a swollen eye. WIFE: What happened to your eye?HUSBAND: There was this woman standing in front of the church's gate, and her cloth...
KWAME: I just bought a samsung galaxy tablet!AKPOS: Sorry bro, get well soon.
A squad of Nigerian Soldiers were sleeping soundly in their bunker in Sambisa Forest when their general kicked open the door and yelled, "Okay boys, line up outside in five, this...
At a launching ceremony, Chief Matthew, who is a very popular chief, noticed that each dignitary making a donation had two titles attached to their names.For instance, Chief (Dr...
One day, I went to an office in Ikoyi, I worked into one man's office there. I noticed the man displayed his wife's pictures all over her office; his laptop, phone, table, chair,...
My neighbour applied for a job as an Industrial Spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.As soon as my...
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have somegood news and, I have some bad news."The art collector replied...