General Jokes

Do you know that: Ali is no longer a boy? Simbi is now a mother with two children? Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in Calabar...

Wikipedia: I know everything.Google: I have everything.Facebook: I know everybody.Internet: Without me, you are all nothing.NEPA: Keep talking we shall see.

Worldwide conversation...KELVIN: I'm HUNGARY.MUM: Why don't you CZECH the fridge?KELVIN: Ok, I'm RUSSIAN to the kitchen!MUM: You'll also find some TURKEY in the fridge.KELVIN:...

GIRL: Hey, what's up? BOY: If I tell you, will you sit on it?

On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a bitch. He asks, "Mommy, what does...

A conversation between Akpos and a 23 year old girl...AKPOS: Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?GIRL: No, of course not.AKPOS: Then why do you wear bras?

A lecturer at the University of Lagos decided to give his students a test. He gave each of them a script and instructed them not to cancel anything, if not they will fail the test...

A man walked into a bar and saw his best friend drinking to stupor. Scared, he runs over to him and asks, "Guy, what's all this about?" And his friend replies, "Stephie wants to...

A man travelled to Brazil for the World Cup games. He went in search of a hotel room. He combed through all the town before he came by one. A woman also had the same problem,...

A snail walks into a bar... SNAIL: Can I have a glass of milk BARTENDER: NO!!!And he throws the snail out of the bar. ONE MONTH LATER SNAIL: Hey! What was...

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