General Jokes
An educated woman got married to an illiterate. One day, they went out on a date.They were served food without spoons. MAN: Waiter, please bring me 2 spoon.WOMAN: It's 'spoons'...
Two University students were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be booted out of the University. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "...
Akpos goes off to the University...Half way through the semester, he squanders his money foolishly. He calls his father at home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern...
Q: Why is India not participating in World Cup? ANS: Because FIFA cannot accept singing and dancing after every ten minutes or after any...
Akpos rings technical support:AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly.TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on ??My computer??.AKPOS: I can??t see your computer.TECHNICIAN: No no...
The President, was campaigning for the presidential Election in one of the State.As soon as he mounted the podium to speak, people started chanting "'You have failed!' You have...
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But...
On their wedding night, Kwame's new young bride approached him and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Kwame readily agreed.This...
I called MTN's customer care number, a lady picked and we had this conversation.LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Joy, what's...
One man's marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. "Well," his friend says, "you can always have...