General Jokes
Just before hanging the prisoner, the judge asked the prisoner...JUDGE: What is your last wish?PRISONER: I want to update my Facebook Status as dead
A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Ive got a special game for you. Ill do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in...
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a policeman drives them back to...
Kwame was in his house watching a football game when his friend, George visited him. The following conversation ensued... GEORGE: Are you watching a football game? KWAME: Yes. He...
A man was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. When under interrogation, the security agency asked him:SECURITY: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline?...
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what hed like to eat. "Ill have some fuckin bread," he says. The mother is...
TEACHER: Timmy, get up and answer my questions!TIMMY: Ok sir.TEACHER: What's 2 by 2?TIMMY: 4 sir.TEACHER: What's 3 by 3?TIMMY: 9 sir.TEACHER: Good! What's 4 by 4?TIMMY: A Jeep sir.
An old lady was sitting at the front roll during mass, while the reverend was talking to the congregation about good deeds. The old lady gave the reverend a scare with the way she...
My neighbour's kid, Emma, a very disrespectful and rude boy came to me one sunny afternoon with a new G.shock watch on his wrist.EMMA: Uncle Mutiu, do you know the name of my...
I went to Genesis workshop through Exodus road. On the way, I saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for...