General Jokes

I called MTN's customer care number, a lady picked and we had this conversation.LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Joy, what's...

One man's marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. "Well," his friend says, "you can always have...

How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing...It was around 6am in the morning, she was sitting alone in the verandah when I came. The compound was empty. Everyone had...

Below is Hon. Patrick obahiagbon press release on the recent postponement of the Election: The grand initiation of Election postponement is a lancinating loss of another...

QUESTION: How do Chinese people name their babies?ANSWER: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

-Money is not everything. Theres also MasterCard and Visa.-One should love animals. They are tasty too.-Save water. Drink beer.-Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.-...

You are insane if: 1. You laugh hysterically alone just because you are chatting on social networks. 2. You send your girlfriend N2,000 recharge card and you request N100 from...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ''A hamburger, fries and a coke,'' and turns to the...

BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.BOY: Genesis 2:18, The Lord God said, ??It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper...

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.