General Jokes

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Do you remember:Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we match to our classrooms? The days of 'Nasco...

A boarding student slept off during the night classes and was locked out of the dormitory. As he walks round the dormitory trying to figure a way to get in, he meets another boy...

If any of the contending candidates wants we youths to vote for him, he should do the following;Reduce the subscription of BlackBerry and smartphone internet data plans to N200...

Two kids were playing and they found a used condom and took it home thinking they found a balloon. Their mother was so upset and warned them not to pick things while playing....

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the...

Akpos at a friend's dad burial ceremony:AKPOS: Kwame, I have not been served food yet.KWAME: Don't worry Akpos, you will be served soonAn hour later, Akpos stood up angrily to...

Once a group of men decided to go for a holiday on an island called Tirth Yatra in India. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they...

Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a streetlight, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help, "What is it you have lost?"...

The class teacher instructed everyone to pull out their notebooks and write a very good essay on an imaginative football match. All the students in the class immediately got to...