General Jokes
PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he...
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the doctor inquired."Well, I'm 35 years...
GIRL: I can't be your valentine for medical reasons. BOY: Really? GIRL: Yeah, you make me sick!
When I was Younger:I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.I had that one pen with four...
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy...
In a Biology paper, the students were asked to draw and label a female reproductive organ. Franca found the question difficult. So she opened her skirt and started to draw,...
A husband comes home drunk...HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic.WIFE: What happened?HUSBAND: When I opened the door, the light came on...
Mothers are like: Age 13: Stay away from boys, they are dangerous. Age 18: I know you have a boyfriend but don't let me catch him wit you. Age 23: I've not seen your boyfriend o....
A fight between a Rich man and a Poor man.RICH MAN: You're a fool!POOR MAN: You are an idiot sir.RICH MAN: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail!POOR MAN: It's a lie jooor, I'm...