General Jokes
When I was Younger:I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.I had that one pen with four...
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy...
In a Biology paper, the students were asked to draw and label a female reproductive organ. Franca found the question difficult. So she opened her skirt and started to draw,...
A husband comes home drunk...HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic.WIFE: What happened?HUSBAND: When I opened the door, the light came on...
Mothers are like: Age 13: Stay away from boys, they are dangerous. Age 18: I know you have a boyfriend but don't let me catch him wit you. Age 23: I've not seen your boyfriend o....
A fight between a Rich man and a Poor man.RICH MAN: You're a fool!POOR MAN: You are an idiot sir.RICH MAN: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail!POOR MAN: It's a lie jooor, I'm...
One day, my chinese friend was sick and was admitted to a hospital. The next day, I visited my chinese friend in the hospital. He just kept saying "CHIN YU YAN" repeatedly until...
Between the ages of 12-19, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages...
A Banker walks into the dentist and asks what it takes for getting a tooth pulled out."Well," said the dentist, "That depends on the level of service. If you want to go private we...