General Jokes
One day, my chinese friend was sick and was admitted to a hospital. The next day, I visited my chinese friend in the hospital. He just kept saying "CHIN YU YAN" repeatedly until...
An old lady was sitting at the front roll during mass, while the reverend was talking to the congregation about good deeds. The old lady gave the reverend a scare with the way she...
My neighbour's kid, Emma, a very disrespectful and rude boy came to me one sunny afternoon with a new G.shock watch on his wrist.EMMA: Uncle Mutiu, do you know the name of my...
I went to Genesis workshop through Exodus road. On the way, I saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for...
A man was lost in a city and needed direction to a popular guest house. So he approached an old man and the following conversation ensued:YOUNG MAN: Good afternoon sir. Please,...
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what hed like to eat. "Ill have some fuckin bread," he says. The mother is...
TEACHER: Timmy, get up and answer my questions!TIMMY: Ok sir.TEACHER: What's 2 by 2?TIMMY: 4 sir.TEACHER: What's 3 by 3?TIMMY: 9 sir.TEACHER: Good! What's 4 by 4?TIMMY: A Jeep sir.
A girl was crying bitterly.MOM: What happened dear?DAUGHTER: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Are my eyes big as toad?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Is my nose flat?MOM: No...
Nowadays, this is how our African journalists report...EXPOSED!!! Woman bathes in the bathroom naked!CRUELTY!!! Man kills cockroach with Rambo powderVICTORY!!! Barcelona beats...
I know 10 facts about you:FACT 1: You are reading this.FACT 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.FACT 3: You just tried it.FACT 4: You're smiling.FACT 6: You...