General Jokes

At a restaurant in Lagos... WAITER: Would you like a table? ME: No. Not at all... I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please?

A Man went to the Police station in Lagos to report a robbery incident... MAN: I was robbed to at gun point! POLICE: What happened? MAN: Someone snatched my wallet. I was...

A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some groundnuts. He's happy to take some and, munching, asks her why she isn't having any herself. "Oh, young man," she says, "they'...

Two Friends were walking home and a lady was blowing a kiss to Kwame from the window of a storey building. 1ST FRIEND: Oh boy, it's like that woman is blowing a kiss to me...

As UK Pull out (BREXIT) of European Union... The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather...

James was returning home with his salary and was ambushed by an armed robber on a deserted street. "Take my money, take my money!!" said James, "But do me a favour. Shoot a...

A company had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Management said, "Someone might steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person...

LINDA: "What's that you're reading?" PRECIOUS: "A diary." LINDA: "What's in it?" PRECIOUS: "I can't tell you that. A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair,...

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in China when their plane crashes in the...

GEORGE: KEVIN! Nice to see you. What's happening? KEVIN: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me. KEVIN: Hu is the new leader of...