General Jokes

A man was taken to court for calling a Honourable Senator a Pig. He was a first offender and the judge was in a good mood and decided to show mercy. So he discharged him after...

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to Mr Outside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr...

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids...

So basically, telling a lie is a Sin for a child, Fault for an adult, an art for a lover, a professional for a Lawyer, a requirement for a politician, an accomplishment for a...

CYNTHIA: Honey, is Arsenal a TV Series? DEJI: I don't think so. CYNTHIA: So why are Arsenal fans always waiting for next season?

A bus driver was driving his 18-seater Hiace Toyota bus along Lagos-Ibadan expressway when he suddenly almost crashed into a huge ditch. The driver successfully managed to...

KINGSLEY: Abbey is dead! GOODLUCK: Wow!!! Did she die in the crash? KINGSLEY: Yes. GOODLUCK: Damn! As a passenger? KINGSLEY: No... As a luggage.

INTERVIEWER: It says here that you are very quick at math, so what is 17 X 23? JOB SEEKER: 201 INTERVIEWER: That is not correct! JOB SEEKER: Yes, but it was quick!

Uche was having a Whatsapp conversation with his friend Dele... UCHE: Oh that's a very moretivational message. DELE: Please what's "moretivational"? What were you trying to...

JOHN: DO you still hate me? CYNTHIA: Yes. JOHN: On a scale of 1-10? CYNTHIA: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Shekau, Bin Laden and you, I would...