General Jokes
A drunk guy had a bit too much to drink. Walking into a courthouse he shouts, “All lawyers are thieves!” A man stands up and says, “Hey,don’t talk like that to me!” The...
A "wise" guy was traveling in his private car along the road when he saw a huge bushmeat hanging on a stick from afar and decided to buy it. He stopped hIs car and asked, "Madam,...
Imagine you are outside playing with a baby (infant) with just a towel covering your body and as you throw the baby up, your towel looses grip while there are so many people...
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year...
Years ago, an African King was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets President Bill Clinton. The instructor told the African...
Two Jewish men, Barnabas and Hosea were sitting in a restaurant in Lagos. Barnabas asked Hosea, '‘Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in Nigeria?" Hosea...
INTERVIEWER: So how far did you go with your education? ME: I didn't go very far because our school was just behind our house.
ME: Hi cutie. HER: Hi. ME: I think you're awesome. HER: Thank you. ME: Can I go out with you on Friday? HER: What do you do for a living? ME: I analyse and...
An elderly man boarded a bus at a Bus Stop in Lagos heading home to Ikeja. Typical of Lagos bus stops, and the rushes by commuters to get on board, one of the commuters who...
A young woman, several months pregnant, boarded a bus and sat opposite a young man, he smiled. Feeling embarrassed, she changed her seat. But it was to no avail, for the young man...