General Jokes

Akpos was sacked by his boss from a zoo because he left the lions gate open. And when asked why he did such a deadly act... He said "Who will dare steal a lion?

I believe the best magic is neither in Merlin's nor Harry Potter's hands... I was going out one fateful day and I needed some money to buy some stuff urgently! I asked my mum...

A hungry man was walking on a desert and saw a lamp half buried in the sands. He rubbed it and a genie suddenly appeared. The genie said, "You have only one wish to make, use...

Did you hear the story about Chike's new venture? He's opened a zoo. Yes, a zoo. And made the entry fee N5,000. When nobody showed up, he reduced it to N2,500. When...

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day, I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I...

Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife, but lately, there's nothing as such any longer because it'll have already been given out as a...

Yesterday, I went home late from an official function and I decided to use a motorcycle (Okada). On arriving home I alighted, paid the guy and left. As I approached the gate,...

After many years of living in America, they thought they can change their names but we still remember them. 1. Kendrick Lamar = Kennedy Malama 2. Nicky Minaj = Naomi Mulenga...

There were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum, and one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore and tried to escape. They made it up to the roof. Just across this...

Two terrorists having a discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about? TERRORIST: We are planning to kill 14,000 people and a donkey. WAITER: Why...