General Jokes

Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line.AKPOS: (Angry) So what's wrong with my ATM card.CALL...

A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years. FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?! GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in Abuja. FATHER: What!!! Get out...

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks, "Hey, can I get a piece of a** from one of your fine ladies you've got here...

These two Englishmen are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time."That's a fine watch you got there!" says the...

A rich man bought a new car, a range rover sport.He drives the car only during the day but the car refuses to move at night. So he requested for the mechanic from the car's...

Akpos mistakenly sent two million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get...

The President of Nigeria, his Deputy, Mr Akpos and a former Miss World, Agbani Darego were travelling in a train.The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it got completely...

A guy was with a prostitute in a hotel room. During sex in the dead of the night, the lady suddenly went limp and lifeless. While the confused guy was still trying to understand...

Akpos had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a trailer driver. He motioned for Akpos to pull over. When Akpos did, he got out of his...

A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital. He asked the doctor to call a Nigerian Police Officer & a politician. Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either...