General Jokes
Lady enter's a barbing salon:AKPOS: Wow! I haven't seen such beauty before! Do you come here often?LADY: Not really.AKPOS: I would like us to know each other better.LADY: Can't...
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Akpos welcoming you on board of Dana Airlines. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad...
A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a...
After robbing the bank , one of the robbers said to clerk:ROBBER: Did you see me robbing?CLERK: Yes I saw you. Robber killed him and ask the next clerk:ROBBER : Did you see me...
A man was driving his taxi from Port- Harcourt to Lagos. He had a sticker in the car that says, ''He will give his angels charge over me.''By the time he got to Warri, he was...
Akpos was strolling by a river bank. Suddenly, the river goddess came out from the middle of the river:GODDESS: You are in luck today wanderer. I will give you the chance to wish...
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.While in the middle of their food, a fly came in...
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.One of the candidate is Akpos. Bill Gates...
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing...
Please, I need to ask you a very important question that has kept me sleepless and restless. It might be awkward between us after this, but I have to know how you feel. I have...