General Jokes

INTERVIEWER: Do you have any experience in a leadership role? AKPOS: Well, I am the admin for a whatsapp group.

I was on a bus going to Abuja. The guy on the front seat had never been in the front seat of any motor vehicle before in his life. As we were leaving Lagos, he was surprised to...

An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find...

When a conductor gets a promotion, he becomes a Driver. When a Teacher gets a promotion, he becomes a Headteacher. When a house girl gets a promotion, she becomes...

Lies don't help... A Husband told his wife that he's flying to China on that Malaysian Airplane. Now the plane is missing, he is stuck at his girlfriend's flat... he can't go...

A helicopter was flying around above Abuja when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and...

When you are using your body spray, you use it like this, "Fuuuu fuu fu." But when you borrow someone's body spray, you use it like this, "Fuuuuuuuuu Fuuuuuuuu Faaaaaa Faaaaa...

Akpos posted RIP on Buhari's twitter feed... He was arrested, taken to court and asked to defend himself. He says, "RIP stands for Remain In Power."

Go to nearby Bank. Greet Everyone. Plug phone to charge. Plug Power Bank and rechargeable fan. Drink water from Dispenser, sit down, enjoy AC, watch Buhari on CNN. Withdraw...

A large notice in a shop window in Lagos announced a big sale, with sweeping reductions, starting at 9 a.m. An enormous queue had started to form by 7.30am. Just before the...