General Jokes
A policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger (bride). The following conversation ensued... DRIVER: My vehicle papers are in order. So, as a...
This Morning, I used Red Bull instead of water to make my coffee... After 15 minutes driving on a Highway, I realised I left my car at Home!!!
AKPOS: I'm going to sleep KWAME: Sleep? Why? Are you tired? AKPOS: No, there's a new dream in 3D and I want to watch it!
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world...
BUYER: Give me 4 oranges please. ORANGE SELLER: That's N400 sir. BUYER: N100 for an orange?! ORANGE SELLER: Yes, the dollar has gone up sir. BUYER: Do you import...
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looked in his rearview mirror and noticed a police car with its red lights. He thought, "I...
A pool diver was six feet below pool level when he saw another guy with no swimming float. He goes down another twelve feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He...
This Is To Those Who Commit Suicide... Why are you so selfish?! Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals... Mtcheew!!! You lack...
Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl...
A butcher saw a dog in front of his shop, he saw 10 pound and a note in his mouth that read, "10 pound meat, please." Amazed, he took the money, put 10 pound meat in the dog'...