General Jokes

Akpos Went For a Job Interview... INTERVIEWER: If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen? AKPOS: We will get our salary everyday.

Dear Bill Collectors... I know I owe you, but I got some good news! I typed "AMEN" on a Facebook post and in 48 hours, I will get a ton of MONEY! So when I get it, I will...

I am pleased to announce that i have finally found MY SOUL MATE after series of seriously searching and endless praying... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ...

Akpos just got a new job. On the first day, he worked till late in the evening on the computer. The boss was happy at Akpos' hardworking mentality and asked him what he was doing...

Once upon a time, there lived a sorcerer and a wizard, they lived together under one roof, they eat from the same plate and drink from the same cup. Unfortunately one day, they...

Two guys seated on a long bench, one facing south and the other facing north, were smoking one weed. They shared it at intervals. The one facing south would smoke and give the...

Akpos was having trouble with his computer. So he called James, the computer guy, to come over. James clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave him a bill for a...

Akpos, the boss was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that reads, “I’m the...

This is a Phone game. To play, I'll personally send my phone number to five people... You guys will then send credit to it. The highest amount wins the game. Here's is...

I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my car. I decided to use the remaining N1,000 I had left in my pocket to get some food in a restaurant before I face the Lagos traffic. As I ordered...

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