General Jokes
A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY" with no ringtone. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it...
HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack. WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password! HUSBAND: It's ok... I am feeling better now.
The President and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but he could not. The pig was killed...
3 men were driving through the desert when their car broke down. So they had to get out. The first man took out a bottle of wine with him, the second man took an umbrella and...
A drunk was charged to court for getting drunk in public... THE JUDGE: You have been brought here for drinking THE DRUNK: (happy) Great! Let get started!
KWAME: How do you cook Indomie. Is the Water suppose to boil before you put the indomie inside? AKPOS: Anyhow man. You can chew the raw indomie and drink hot water as long as...
Mr David was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a...
The Nigerian police force was looking to fill the post of a CID Officer, so John (who was not exactly very sharp) went in to try out for the job. "OK," the DPO drawled, "John,...
A couple was on a journey. As the husband was driving, they saw a herd of cows and this was the conversation... HUSBAND: Hahahaha, hey honey. WIFE: What is it? HUSBAND:...
A husband and his wife along with their friendly neigbours were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "David, how was the memory clinic you went to...