General Jokes

A guy went to see his friend and found his friend playing chess with his dog. VISITOR: Jimmy, you are playing chess with your dog. JIMMY: Yes, we play a lot of games...

I was on my way to the library when I found a briefcase with a huge sum of money (up to N2million) and an I.D card... Please my good friends, should I return the money to the...

Akpos and Kwame were driving around a Village in the south when they ran over a pig... AKPOS: We better take the pig to the vet. Just put the pig between your legs to keep it...

Akpos, Kwame and Monsu works at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each day, Kwame and Monsu sell twenty toothbrushes each and Akpos consistently sells two hundred. Kwame and...

A guy took a vacation to Lagos. While there, he met up with a prostitute. After sex, the prostitute said, "N5,000." The guy handed her N10,000. The prostitute, surprised,...

Yesterday I got drunk, came back late and decided to take a shower. But before I continue, please listen to this story... In 1973, the King of ikot Ataku Village was sent to the...

Akpos was trying to get away with not paying for his electricity bill. As soon as he saw the National electric official man heading towards his house, he quickly put off the meter...

All of us met at the Stadium for a convention tagged; "Nigerians Are Not stupid". The leader told us that we were all there that day to prove to the world that we Nigerians are...

Two lawyers went into Sheraton hotel and ordered two drinks. They then removed fried plantain from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and...

A man came home drunk and went straight to the toilet... HUSBAND: Baby, it's like the light in the toilet is now automatic! WIFE: What happened? HUSBAND: When I opened...