General Jokes
QUESTION: Why is Suya sold at night? ANSWER: Because Newspapers are sold during the day
Akpos Sent a Text Message to his Boss at Work... This is the conversation that ensued... AKPOS: Hello boss! I will be unable to come to work tomorrow due to heavy rain. I live...
Akpos was tired of life, so he decided to commit suicide under a mango tree. His son, who just won a $1 million dollars lottery, got home to meet his dad hung. He started crying...
ZUKULU: I don't want to walk to school tomorrow! GRANDPA: You know, when Nelson Mandela was your age, he walked 14km to school! ZUKULU: Oh yeah? GRANDPA: Yes Zukulu....
One day, Akpos' neighbour goes over to Akpos' house, sees Akpos crying and asks him what happened. Akpos said that his mother had just passed away. Feeling sorry for Akpos, the...
An accident occurred today, 11 were injured and 12 died, so the Minister of Health said he had to offer 2,000 Naira to the injured and 8 Million Naira to the dead for their...
l was in a restaurant in Ikoyi, last week, where l met an Australian man eating. When the man finished eating, l heard him shout, "WAOOH! This is out of the world!" l was so...
One day, Akpos updated his Facebook status, He wrote, "Thank you Lord, just got my salary!" 10 minutes later, he checked his Facebook status and became terribly sad because...
A conversation between a Politician and a Prostitute... DAVID: Hi! I'm 42, I'm a Politician and I'm Honest CYNTHIA: Hi! I'm 29, I'm a Prostitute and I'm a Virgin.