General Jokes
Akpos went for a job interview and this is the conversation that ensued... INTERVIEWER: What can you do best? AKPOS: Sleeping! I can even do it with my eyes closed.
During World War Two a British fighter pilot was shot down in Germany and was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt badly, so the German doctor amputated his arm. The pilot requested...
The U.S Immigration called Akpos on the phone and this was their conversation... IMMIGRATION: Is this Akpos AKPOS: Yes IMMIGRATION: You are an illegal immigrant in the...
You can take a girl out of the village... GIRL: Mama bye bye. MAMA: Bye bye, safe journey oh. But you cannot take the village out of her... UNCLE: Amarachi! what do...
A man, who was called to testify at the EFCC asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper," the accountant...
DANGOTE: (picks phone) Who is this? AKPOS: I'm a nobody sir, sorry, I meant, I meant, my name is Akpos, I live in Oshodi, Lagos State, my friends call me Akpos baba. DANGOTE...
"That wife of mine is a liar!" said the angry man to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How did you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night...
At a restaurant with five of your freinds... ATTENDANT: Hello, would you like a table? ME: How much? ATTENDANT: N150,000 ME: We don't want a table... We want a Floor...
Akpos was driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A girl was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the girl leaned out the window and shouted, "Goat!"...
Michael was a single guy living at home with his Dad and working in the family business. When he found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his very old dad died, he...