General Jokes

A woman asked her friend to please borrow her her make-up kit. As she fumbled for her pause, she noticed a remote control for a television set her purse."So, do you always carry...

An elderly man remembers the good old days, When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle...

Akpos, a guy in his mid thirties who is also known for making lots of troubles, walked into a bar, met with the manager and started yelling, "Give me one carton of beer, five...

As I was going to visit a friend, I saw my neighbour's little child at the other end of the street holding two ten naira notes, he was crying profusely. I asked him, ''Junior...

I saw a notification on my phone from MTN that said, "Your account is too low and you are having 90 naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly dial *322*214*Amount# "Without...

A Calabar girl was driving at 120mph in a 75mph zone and was stopped by a police officer... POLICE: Can I see your drivers license? GIRL: What does it look like? POLICE: It's...

WIFE: Who are you speaking with on the phone? It's a woman abi?HUSBAND: Yes. Have I committed any sin talking to her?WIFE: Yes you have just Phonicated.

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.Suddenly, I...

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car.Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's...

It was October and the people Kalakari Village asked their new King if the coming dry season was going to be hot or cold. He had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked...