General Jokes

Akpos stopped at a bar after work to have a drink. He started talking to a girl even though he is married, he thought she is so fine that he agreed to go to her place. When he...

A policeman was walking with his sniffer dog. Suddenly, the dog ran to a guy by the corner of the road, then runs back to the policeman barking. The policeman went to meet the guy...

Today I saw a little boy crying holding N100. I asked him what was the problem, he said, "My mom gave me this N100 after I lost my first one while playing." I chuckled and...

A businessman, a defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money, was talking to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the Judge's hands now," said...

A butcher in a meat market, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. "That will be 1,500 Naira." he told the customer...

Three criminals were given a life sentence each by a judge The judge asked them if they would like to make any request that will be giving to them throughout their say in...

One beautiful Sunday morning, I boarded a flight from Lagos to New York, as the plane taxied down the runway, I kept having this awkward feeling that something terrible would...

A conversation between a wife and her husband... WIFE: I have changed my mind. HUSBAND: Thank God! Does the new one work now?

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Police man. He thinks that he is smarter than the Police man because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to...

A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her...