General Jokes
Akpos came home drunk. To avoid his wife's scolding, he took a laptop and started working. WIFE: Did you drink? AKPOS: No. WIFE: Idiot! Then why are you typing on your...
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed," he said...
BEGGAR: Sir! Please help me with something. I've not eaten since yesterday. Please give me money, I'm hungry! AKPOS: Sorry. Do you have 1,000 Naira change? BEGGAR: Yes sir...
FRIEND1: Tell me about your worst experience when you were small. FRIEND2: I ate rat poison when I was small. FRIEND1: Jeez!. Did you die? FRIEND2: Don't Know dude... I...
Akpos returns a book to the library, bangs it on the counter and yells, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!” The Librarian looks...
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POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Lagos just shot her husband! DPO: Why did she shoot him? POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped! DPO: Have you arrested her yet?...
A man was traveling with six children... "All these kids are yours?" asks a passenger. The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints...
Akpos was given fake money and he went to the police station to report... AKPOS: What kind of nonsense is this? POLICE: Hello Mr. man can we help you? AKPOS: Can you...
James had been a stockbroker for twenty-five years and was finally sick of the stress. He quitted his job and bought ten acres of land in Obudu far from humanity as possible....