General Jokes

Akpos, a farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.He thinks of ways to discourage this...

Two men were fixing a bomb in a car. MAN 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. MAN 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

A Lawyer named strange died and his wife asked the grave builder to inscribe on his grave, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The grave builder insisted that such...

I was on a job interview when my boss gave me his laptop and said, "Sell it to me!"I got up and went home with the laptop.He calls me and says, "Bring my laptop here right now!"I...

Conversation between a father and his son..SON: Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. DAD: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

SON: Dad, I got my girlfriend pregnant. DAD: What?! SON: No! I'm just kidding. I just failed my medical exams...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" she replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...

FRIEND 1: I can make you say brown. FRIEND 2: Hmmm. You can't make me say brown. FRIEND 1: Ok, what is the colour of...

A man died and here is his will..."To my only child, I leave him my house in Lagos and Johannesburg and my land in Abuja.""To my dear wife, I leave her the management of my...

Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator)AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?!WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry...