General Jokes

AKPOS: Boss, you called me?BOSS: Yes, go home and make love with your wife. You need it.AKPOS: (after an hour, he called his boss) Done sir.BOSS: Do it again.AKPOS: Done again,...

An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja. She was booked for an economy class but just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first...

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he...

There was an Ghanaian lady married to a English gentleman who had moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but any how managed to communicate with her...

AKPOS: Mum, when I grow up, I will marry a woman who is much prettier than you are.MUM: That was what your father said to his mum, but he ended up marrying a baboon!

Akpos was trying to send his wife a message since he had travelled and was missing her badly.He mistakenly sent it to another woman who lost her husband the previous day. The...

Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the...

During a burial ceremony the Rev stated "this man lying here was a honest, truthful and faithful husband and father..." The late man's wife turned to her son and said "Junior...

The President and his wife, visited a catholic church in Abuja. In honour of their visitation, the church decided to keep blown up pictures of both of them beside the Crucifix (...

A newly married couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers and other more important things....