Marriage Jokes

A woman just got home from work and heard her husband shouting from the sitting room, "NOOO! DON'T DO IT! DON'T GO INTO THE CHURCH! NOOO!!!" Scared, She quickly ran to the...

FATHER-IN-LAW: Young man, you're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect! MAN: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or...

A girl calls her boyfriend...GIRL: Baby, please I have a wedding to attend on Saturday and I'm amongst the Bridal Train. Give me N50,000 to buy and sew the wedding cloth, buy...

A man who just got married, fell in love with a lady next door. He wanted to have time with his lover. So he told his wife he was going for a seminar in a city nearby and will...

Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent...

One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing...

A Man faced the Court after he caught his Wife cheating.JUDGE: Why did you shoot your Wife and not the Man?MAN: Your honour It's kinda hard having to shoot a different Man every...

Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he...

A newly-wed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's dog...

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she...