Marriage Jokes
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.From inside, they heard...
Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you...
A husband tries to leave the house at night but his wife stops him...WIFE: Where are you going to?HUSBAND: I'm going to the farm.WIFE: Going to the farm this night?! To do what?...
During a wedding reception, the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is whathe came up with:1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty...
PASTOR: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single to Married? MAN: Yes! WOMAN: Yes! PASTOR: Congratulations! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now...
HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a...
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the...
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you wait so long to report it?" "Well,...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell.""My dear," the...
Akpos is watching 'Who Wants To Be Millionaire?' with his wife, Janet. He turns to Janet and says, "Do you want sex?" Janet replies, "No" Akpos says, "Is that your final answer?"...