Relationship Jokes
GIRLFRIEND: Honey, can I have your phone for a minute?BOYFRIEND: Okay, wait lemme switch it on [he deletes messages, deletephotos, deletes videos, logs out from facebook, formats...
Girlfriend: Akpos dear, I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be?Akpos: A joke.
Akpos: Musa, if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?Musa: Ofcourse, my dog! Akpos: Why your dog?Musa: My dog...
A young girl in her teens got pregnant. Her father was so furious, he asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief. He called the...
Two blondes meet in the afterlife. "How did you die?", the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer" the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "...
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.The woman's...
EKAETTE: Akpos why have you been staring at me all day?..AKPOS: Ochuko said I should man up & face my problem
Akpos: Happy Birthday SweetieGirl: Thanks so much baby...So what's my birthday gift?Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red BMW parked over there?Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes......
A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy...
Akpos: Would you like to be the sun of my life? Chichi: Awwww...Yes!Akpos: Then stay 9,995,887.6 miles away from me!