Relationship Jokes

Akpos: Happy Birthday SweetieGirl: Thanks so much baby...So what's my birthday gift?Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red BMW parked over there?Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes......

A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy...