School Jokes

INVIGILATOR: Why did you write the formulas on your hand?AKPOS: My teacher told us that Formulas must be at your Finger Tips.

Akpos was in the classroom one day and his teacher asked him a question.TEACHER: Akpos! what do you call a deer with no eyes?AKPOS: ''No idea" ma.

The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that...

TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.

2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...

A Ugandan teacher was sent to China to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling. He said "Sheng."A student said, "Present." He called the second name, "Chu...

Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...

"Mommy, tomorrow I have an oral exam, and one question the teacher will ask me is 'who made you?' What should I say?" asked Akpos."God made you, dear," replied his mother.The next...

TEACHER: Children, can you tel me the pet animals you have in your house? RICHARD: I have a dog and a cat SHARON: I have a gold fish in an aquarium and...

[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...