School Jokes

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with "because" as the first word? AKPOS: One can not make a sentence with "because, because because is a conjunction".

TEACHER: Why are you talking during my lesson? STUDENT: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless...

TEACHER: Johnny, why didn't you complete the homework you were given yesterday? JOHNNY: Ma'am, do you know the problem with the world? The problem is that 90% of people in the...

Conversation between Akpos and his Teacher:TEACHER: Akpos why are you late to school?AKPOS: Because of a sign down the road. TEACHER: What does the sign have to do with you? AKPOS...

In a Physics class...TEACHER: Our topic for today is Elasticity. Who among you can define Elasticity...

TEACHER: if I give u four balls of doughnut (puff-puff) in your hand, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in your hand?AKPOS: Oil now.

TEACHER: What is the daughter of a chief called?AKPOS: Mischief.

Akpos was staring at Cynthia's throughout the English class. He was startled when she showed up beside him when the class was over... he taught maybe she had come to warn him to...

THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...