School Jokes
TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!
TEACHER: If a baby goose is known as "GOSLING" and a baby duck, "DUCKLING"... What is a baby HEN called?AKPOS: It's "HELEN" sir!
Dear MathematicsPlease, grow up soon and try to solve your own problems, Don't depend on others. Yours SincerelyA desperate Student
Akpos?? father accompanied him to his school graduation awards party. As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards. The...
Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few...
TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.
INVIGILATOR: Why did you write the formulas on your hand?AKPOS: My teacher told us that Formulas must be at your Finger Tips.
TEACHER: Akpos, what sort of nutrient do you get from eating beans? AKPOS: Tear-gas sir.
One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless...
2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...