School Jokes

In a Christian Religious Knowledge class...TEACHER: Which day is regarded as being holy when work should not be done?AKPOS: Holiday!

I was employed as an English teacher in a junior secondary school. I gave the students in Jss 1 class homework saying, "Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''." I...

TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!

TEACHER: If a baby goose is known as "GOSLING" and a baby duck, "DUCKLING"... What is a baby HEN called?AKPOS: It's "HELEN" sir!

TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few...

THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...

Akpos was staring at Cynthia's throughout the English class. He was startled when she showed up beside him when the class was over... he taught maybe she had come to warn him to...

Akpos was in the classroom one day and his teacher asked him a question.TEACHER: Akpos! what do you call a deer with no eyes?AKPOS: ''No idea" ma.

Akpos was preparing for his A Levels Mathematics Examination. The more he studied, the more he seemed not to understanding a thing. he consulted Angelina for help.AKPOS: Baby, I'...