School Jokes
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alec !" yelled the teacher, "you've...
While visiting a village school, the Minister Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one...
TEACHER: What is an island?STUDENT: An island is a piece of land surrounded by water except in one place.TEACHER: What place is that?STUDENT: On top.
Kwala went to class late, so the teacher asked his, "Why are you late?" He told the Teacher, "I was dreaming of the Champions League semi-final match between Real Madrid and...
TEACHER: Why are you looking at Kwame's exam paper?AKPOS: Just looking if he got the answer right.
TEACHER: Kwame, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.KWAME: Me!
TEACHER: What should we do to keep the environment clean?STUDENT 1: We should put all rubbish in the binTEACHER: Good! Next person.STUDENT: Sir, we should stop schooling, so that...
In a Christian Religious Knowledge class...TEACHER: Which day is regarded as being holy when work should not be done?AKPOS: Holiday!
I was employed as an English teacher in a junior secondary school. I gave the students in Jss 1 class homework saying, "Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''." I...
TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!