School Jokes
THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...
TEACHER: What is the daughter of a chief called?AKPOS: Mischief.
A sex education teacher drew an illustration of a penis and asked if anyone knows what it is...AKPOS: Yes, my dad has 2.TEACHER: (shocked) 2??AKPOS: Yes, a small one for mom and a...
A case was reported about some amount of money stolen in Akpos' class. His teacher comes to iron out the issue and the following conversation ensued: TEACHER: Yes, a case...
Akpos came home crying from school. His father went back with him to find out why his teacherbeat him.PAPA: Ma. Why did you beat my son?TEACHER: Ask your son what he did?PAPA:...
Two mentally disturbed men Akpos and Kwame decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a school. The following day,...
In a biology class, the teacher asked the class a questionTEACHER: If we breath out Carbon-IV-Oxide. What do we breath in? AKPOS: (raises his hand and stands up) Carbon-IV-Inside.
In a Maths class:TEACHER: If you multiple 2196 by 15 and subtract it by 772 and divide by 11, what will you get?AKPOS: (he stands up and answers) I'll get it wrong!
TEACHER: I assume that Nigeria will one day be corruption free. What tense is it?AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense!
TEACHER: Who can tell us a Touching Story?Akpos raised his hands.TEACHER: Ok Akpos, go on.AKPOS: One day, I was coming back from the farm, suddenly a girl blocked my way, I...