School Jokes

TEACHER: Akpos, why do you always get so dirty?AKPOS: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.

A biology teacher draws a frog on the board: TEACHER: Who can tell me what I just drew on the board? AKPOS: (raises his hand and stood up) You sir!Akpos has been expelled from...

A new lecturer walked into a class one morning and after greeting the students, he asked, "Do you know what we are going to be teaching today?" The students all chorused, "No Sir...

Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument ENGLISH TEACHER: What a...

While preparing for WAEC, Boateng told Akpos to pay some amount of money so that he would see a native doctor. According to him, once the exams commenced no one would be able to...

During English class, the teacher asked akpos to spell plantain and the following conversations took place: TEACHER: Hey Akpos, spell plantain? AKPOS: Which of the plantain...

Teacher Wants to Test Akpos IQ... TEACHER: Akpos, what is a Period? AKPOS: I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am very sure it is very dangerous. TEACHER: Why Akpos? AKPOS:...

A boy was teaching a girl maths. He kissed her and then kissed her again and said, "This is addition." Then the girl kissed him back and said, "This is subtraction." Then they...

Akpos was very pressed. But luckily for him, he passed by a lonely school where no eyes was preying.He noticed a sign board behind the school with the inscription that says" DO...

That was how akpos wasn't listening in a science class and after much endurance, the lady teacher decided to question him...TEACHER: Akpos, name just one element on the periodic...