School Jokes
A case was reported about some amount of money stolen in Akpos' class. His teacher comes to iron out the issue and the following conversation ensued: TEACHER: Yes, a case...
TEACHER: "I killed a person", convert it to future tense.AKPOS: The future tense is, "You will go to jail".
TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of transparent? AKPOS: Transchildren!
TEACHER: The process of developing from a child to an adult is called? AKPOS: ADULTERY!
TEACHER: If your father is owing N2000 for your school fees and he pays only N1000, how much is he now owing for your school fees?AKPOS: N2000 ma.TEACHER: (surprised) N2000? How...
A new CRK teacher, transferred to a JSS 2 class during the mid term, wanted to know how well the students understood the syllabus so far. He decided to start from the last topic...
TEACHER: What's a valley!AKPOS: A valley is a long "depression" (or low part) in the land, between two higher parts, ma. TEACHER: Excellent answer Akpos. Give me an example!AKPOS...
A man goes into the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says Hello. He is rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from. So he...
Three boys are in the school playground bragging on how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father is the fastest, he fires an arrow and gets there before it....
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Akpos, why has your school work been so poor lately...