School Jokes

A new lecturer walked into a class one morning and after greeting the students, he asked, "Do you know what we are going to be teaching today?" The students all chorused, "No Sir...

Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument ENGLISH TEACHER: What a...

While preparing for WAEC, Boateng told Akpos to pay some amount of money so that he would see a native doctor. According to him, once the exams commenced no one would be able to...

Akpos and his best friend Eazy sat in the exam room to write their final year exam. Eazy had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them...

Dear Sir, I am very happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs? I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forever. Because in your...

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS?MARY: You are causing me more STRESS.JOHN: I hate STRESS.AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love...

A teacher told a primary five class that 2x+2x =4.Akpos got up and said, "Its a lie!"The teacher angrily said, "I have been teaching for past five year now, so I know what I'm...

TEACHER: Akpos, if you are having ten coconuts and five coconuts is removed from it. How many coconut will you have left?AKPOS: I don't know sir.TEACHER: Why? AKPOS: In our class...

MUM: What did you learn at school today?ME: How to write!MUM: What did you write?ME: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.The teacher says, Why are you arguing?One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells...