School Jokes
In a school examination...TEACHER: You will have 10 minutes for each question.AKPOS: And how long for each answer?
TEACHER: Akpos, why didn't you do your home work?AKPOS: Because I'm Homeless.
TEACHER: We are going to learn proverbs today. Who has an example to share?STUDENT 1: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.STUDENT 2: A crab does not give birth to a bird....
A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!
TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!
TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood
MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you
TEACHER: Who can tell me when President Goodluck Jonathan was born?AKPOS: (raises his hand).TEACHER: Ok Akpos, tell us.AKPOS: On his birthday.