Love Letter
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/23/2015 - 13:24
Dear Tina,
Hmmmmm! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my hands and brain to dance automatically on this benedicted medium. Why this miraculous thing happened is simply because I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground.
I only think of you, since you are a fantastic, fabulous lady and a queen in the making but baby, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a rat loves fish. To me, each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medulla-oblongata also stop functioning.
Crazy! Crazy!! Crazy!!! you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would understand how very well I adore you. If words of love could ride a bicycle, I would be competing against Cristiano Ronaldo.
That's why I need to see you as soon as possible since you have promised to visit. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa-later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you because you are too sweet a queen for them.
Yours ever
Daniel
Hmmmmm! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my hands and brain to dance automatically on this benedicted medium. Why this miraculous thing happened is simply because I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground.
I only think of you, since you are a fantastic, fabulous lady and a queen in the making but baby, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a rat loves fish. To me, each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medulla-oblongata also stop functioning.
Crazy! Crazy!! Crazy!!! you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would understand how very well I adore you. If words of love could ride a bicycle, I would be competing against Cristiano Ronaldo.
That's why I need to see you as soon as possible since you have promised to visit. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa-later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you because you are too sweet a queen for them.
Yours ever
Daniel
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Nice one
nana ewusie
Nice one
Hmmmm na correct letter, I go
djmanny
Hmmmm na correct letter, I go luv ooooo,@ daniel,,,,,, lols
Very funny
Auspicious jawa...
Very funny
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