Definitions of Trouble

Trouble is:

1. When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
Forget the job!

2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.

3. When a mosquito lands on your father's bald head and you try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide proof, or else...

4. When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.
Sure-fire failure!

5. When you update "salary things" on face book and your landlord comments "on point".
Bye-bye to your salary.

6. When you're in a bus and you throw away N500 note instead of gala wrapper.

7. When you're on top a bike and the okada man is pinging.
Heaven beckons!

8. When you finish eating in an eatery and you find out your wallet fell out in a taxi.
Get ready to do the dishes.

9. When Usain Bolt chases you with a Cutlass.
Don't bother running, just beg.

10. When you give a beggar N1000 note instead of N50.

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LADELE MOFIYIN's picture

WHEN THREE GIRL FRIEND MEET U SLEEP WITH ANOTHER AT THE SAME TIME AND THE ARE ALL FRIEND

swazzy's picture

When you're about to sleep with your best friend'wife amd he pops out of nowhere with an AK47

Happy osy's picture

When u are a dry cleaner and u burn mopol uniform

WONDAMAZIN EMPEROR's picture

When you are kissing your female secretary in office and your wife catches you.

Louis victor's picture

When your mother give you 100 naira note for offering and you put all of them without asking for change my brother you go explain trye no evidence

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