2 of Them

She starts out by drawing a p*nis on the calk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"

And little David says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"

And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"

And little David says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom and a big long one to brush the house-girl's teeth."