What Am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day, I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I?

I am your very own, Toothbrush!

What were you thinking? You dirty pervert!!!

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@McAdem
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Anonymous's picture

Lol

Sexy 's picture

Lol dat was gud.

Chukwunonyere Francis's picture

LOL

Kobby Kiko's picture

I don't see how a toothbrush cam be enjoyed lol

topnotch's picture

Tooth brush indeed. Toothbrush returning tu normal position. Toothbrush having hair on 1 end and hole d oda end.

U try. Talk something else Abeg

Kenzo Moses's picture

Even Me I Think So.

Junix's picture

Hahahaha. I Thought Of Something Else

Da Real Wisdom's picture

I thought of condom

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