3 Heavy Slaps

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 06/27/2016 - 19:11

A Man went to the Police station in Lagos to report a robbery incident...

MAN: I was robbed to at gun point!

POLICE: What happened?

MAN: Someone snatched my wallet. I was about to shout "thief" when 3 heavy slaps landed on my face. I didn't see anything for 30 minutes except stars!

POLICE: Can you describe the stars?

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@FakeNEWSevryday
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OLABINJO OJUBAYO's picture

OLABINJO OJUBAYO

SO FUNNY

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MARVOZ

YES THE STARS WERE WHITE AND BLACK

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