Dead P*nis
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/30/2015 - 18:09
An old man, Mr Kwame, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse," said Mr Kwame, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr Kwame, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr Kwame was walking down the hallway with his private part hanging out of his pyjamas, when he met Nurse Mercy.
"Mr Kwame," she said, "you shouldn't be walking down the hallway like that. Please put your private part back inside your pyjamas."
''But, Nurse," replied Mr Kwame, "I told you yesterday that my private part died na."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?" Nurse Mercy asked.
"Well," he replied, "Today is the wake keeping.''
Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse," said Mr Kwame, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr Kwame, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr Kwame was walking down the hallway with his private part hanging out of his pyjamas, when he met Nurse Mercy.
"Mr Kwame," she said, "you shouldn't be walking down the hallway like that. Please put your private part back inside your pyjamas."
''But, Nurse," replied Mr Kwame, "I told you yesterday that my private part died na."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?" Nurse Mercy asked.
"Well," he replied, "Today is the wake keeping.''
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