Frozen Windows

Submitted by akposjokes on Fri, 08/11/2017 - 13:19

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open.

Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.”

15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Oh no, I think the laptop is now totally gone.”

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Natumanya Elvis

Gud

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ICE QUEEN

THE JOKE IS BORING I DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND

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Lil sckanty

i swr

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Nora

Fantastic

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christopher

funny joke FROZEN WINDOW

NICE JOKE FROZEN LAPTOP.'s picture

NICE JOKE FROZE...

VERY FUNNY JOKE WELL DONE

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BENEVOLENT

LOVE THIS JOKE

Robert's picture

Robert

Very boring

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Valentine

good

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LASTBORN

Yea u are right

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@Moshood801

Very funny

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