Smiling Corpse
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 14:19
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body, Kamba, 60 years, died of heart failure while having fun with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile. Second body, Luo, 25 years, won a hundred thousand shillings in the sweepstakes, spent it all on whisky and cham. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the pathologist, "this is the most unusual one. Harvester Khayega, 30 years, struck by lightning". "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his picture taken"
"First body, Kamba, 60 years, died of heart failure while having fun with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile. Second body, Luo, 25 years, won a hundred thousand shillings in the sweepstakes, spent it all on whisky and cham. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the pathologist, "this is the most unusual one. Harvester Khayega, 30 years, struck by lightning". "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his picture taken"
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Lolz no be picture again?
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Lolz no be picture again?
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