New Boyfriend

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 03/29/2016 - 11:46

A guy sent a Whatsapp message to his ex-girlfriend...

EX-BOYFRIEND: Hello my dear... I know it's late and I know it's been quite a while since we broke up. But I need to get something out of my chest, I want to tell you something very important.

The new boyfriend saw the message and replied...

NEW BOYFRIEND: Easy there bros. She's fallen asleep in my arms like she does every single night for the past month. But tomorrow when she wakes up, I'll tell her, you miss her. Or is it that you still love her? What is so important you want her to know at 2am in the morning?

EX-BOYFRIEND: Just tell her that I tested HIV Positive!

Author:

@LastMumu

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