The Priest's Cock

The priest keeps chickens on the church premises and one cock goes missing one day. Then on one sunday at service, the priest asked the congregation, "who has a cock with them?"

All the men stood up.

Then he asked again, "who has seen a cock?"

All the ladies stood up.

Feeling exasperated, the priest asked again, "I mean who has seen my cock!?"

All the young girls stood up.