100 Points

Akpos lived a carefree life and died, when he got to the heaven gates, Angel Michael told him he needs hundred points to pass through the gates of heaven, "So tell me all the good deeds you've done on earth."

Akpos started, "I helped a man change his car tyres while he was stranded on the highway.

ANGEL: Yeah! 3 points.

AKPOS: What! Just 3?! Okay, I always settle quarrels between ladies living in my compound.

ANGEL: That's true! 2 points.

Akpos, frustrated he's not making any headway, thought for long a moment and remembers one...

AKPOS: I saw a bunch of thugs beating a lady seriously and were about to rape her, so I parked my car, carried a big wood and hit their leader real hard in the head till he fainted!

ANGEL: Sorry, when was this?

AKPOS: About 15 minutes ago.