The Beautiful Neighbour

Akpos was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening.

"I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it." she said. "I want to go out, get drunk and want to enjoy my life. Are you free tonight?"

"Yes!" Akpos replied enthusiastically.

"Wonderful." she said. "Would you watch my kids?"

Akpos nearly fainted.